Crash Kelly's Penny Pills Coffee - The Dark Roast "Shred" Blend Brew Loud. Live Bold. Rock Hard

Turn up your taste buds and pour a cup of pure rock 'n' roll with Crash Kelly's Penny Pills Coffee—a fierce, dark roast crafted by legendary guitarist, author, and musical mastermind Sean Kelly. This exclusive Shred Blend is a bold fusion of Colombian Supremo and Guatemalan Antiqua beans, roasted to hit all the right notes—deep, rich, and unapologetically intense.

Why This Brew Rocks:

Crafted by a Legend: Sean Kelly has shredded stages worldwide—from touring with Nelly Furtado to fronting Crash Kelly, to penning the acclaimed Metal On Ice and Don’t Call It Hair Metal. Now, he’s turned his passion to coffee—and it’s just as electrifying.

Bold, Dark Roast Energy: The Penny Pills Shred Blend is roasted to perfection, delivering a full-bodied flavor with smoky richness, a hint of dark cocoa, and the kind of smooth power that gets your morning solo started right.

Inspired by the Stage: Each cup pulses with the raw intensity of ’80s rock and the sophistication of a perfectly tuned guitar. This isn't background music—this is the main event.

Whether you're fueling up for a day of riffs or reflecting on the golden age of glam, Crash Kelly's Penny Pills Coffee is your go-to blend for flavor that shreds and a morning that kicks ass.

340g / 12oz of Pure Rockstar Fuel: Whole beans give you full control over your grind, keeping your brew fresh, bold, and personalized—just like your playlist.