Festivus Fa-Coffee — A Brew for the Rest of Us!

Tired of jingles, tinsel, and endless Christmas cheer? Us too. That’s why Writers & Rockers Coffee proudly presents Festivus Fa-Coffee — the bold new holiday blend for those who prefer their celebrations unadorned, their caffeine high-octane, and their aluminum poles shiny and bare.

Crafted for the true spirit of Festivus, this roast is strong enough to fuel your Airing of Grievances (“I’ve got a lot of problems with you people!”) and smooth enough to sip while preparing for the Feats of Strength. Whether you’re wrestling the head of the household or just wrestling with the urge to re-gift another fruitcake, Festivus Fa-Coffee has your back.

No gimmicks. No glitter. No tinsel — because tinsel is distracting.

Tasting Notes:
Bold, unapologetic, and slightly nutty — just like your family dinner.

Perfect For:

• Festivus morning rants
• Post-grievance reflection
• Avoiding the mall entirely

This holiday season, skip the sleigh bells and pour yourself a mug of Festivus Fa-Coffee — the only brew that celebrates the true meaning of nothing.

Festivus Fa-Coffee: Because caffeine is the one tradition worth keeping.