If It Wasn't For People, I Might Like It Here: How to Tolerate Humanity Long Enough to Accidentally Love It

By Robert Allan Young
Available December 1, 2025 – Pre-Order Now and receive a FREE 4oz bag of “The Last Sane Person” Coffee Blend to enjoy with your read!

Ever felt like you're the last sane person on Earth?
You're not alone. (But sometimes, you wish you were.)

Welcome to If It Wasn’t For People, I Might Like It Here — a hilarious, brutally honest, and unexpectedly heartfelt survival manual for modern life. This is not your average self-help book. It’s your field guide to enduring the absurdities of everyday humanity — and maybe even learning to love it (a little).

Whether you’re dodging endless meetings that could have been emails, avoiding “Unknown Numbers” like they’re radioactive, or silently judging the person in front of you who’s still reading the coffee menu like it’s written in hieroglyphics — this book gets you.

Robert Allan Young takes you on a caffeine-fueled exploration of modern civilization’s greatest hits:

The Workplace: Where “we’re a family” is more of a threat than a promise, and “let’s circle back” means “let’s waste another hour.”
Social Media: A digital hellscape of outrage, humblebrags, and perfectly curated chaos.
Modern Romance: Where ghosts, fish photos, and forgotten messages collide in the world’s least romantic dating experiment.
Customer Service: The frontlines of civilization’s collapse, powered by “Your call is important to us.”

But this isn’t just 90 pages of ranting (okay, it’s a little ranty).
Beneath the sarcasm lies a genuine, funny, and oddly comforting look at what it means to be human — flawed, frustrated, and still trying to find connection in a noisy world.

Through humor and honesty, Young reminds us that the chaos isn’t the obstacle — the chaos is life. And somehow, we’re all in this ridiculous, beautiful mess together.

Pre-Order Bonus

Order today and get:

• A FREE 4oz bag of The Last Sane Person Coffee Blend — the perfect brew to sip while laughing (or crying) your way through these pages.
  

The perfect gift for writers, thinkers, coffee drinkers, and anyone who’s ever muttered “people…” under their breath before taking another sip of caffeine.
Release Date: December 1, 2025